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Collected Works

The following is the (incomplete) collected works of Jonathan L. Bradley, in reverse chronological order.


Every single word of this is so true it hurts. (Except the NaNoWriMo part. I gave up mine — 600 words in — a week before November began.)

aceterrier:

What happened to me? In high school I used to pump out fiction by the pound. It wasn’t any good, but at least I got that shit done. Seriously, in four years I believe I wrote five novels, a dozen short stories, and like three volumes’ worth of poetry. (All shit.)

And here it is the 23rd of November and I’m only 7,500 words into my NaNoWriMo piece. Which leaves, uh, 42,500 words to go. If I didn’t have two other papers to write before December, I could probably get it done. I still might; I’m just going to have to live on coffee and Canabalt.

But man, these are muscles I haven’t stretched in a long, long time. I’ve become a nonfiction writer almost by accident (music nerddery will do that) and with every word I’m becoming more vividly aware of just how little fiction published within my lifetime — or even my father’s lifetime — I’ve read. But my fundamentals are still solid, I think; I just need to work on technique.

Okay, pep talk’s over. Time to get back to work.

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Nov 23

Interesting.

a.k.a. Annoying ways I’m becoming a better writer:

Was arguing with a friend yesterday about her use of the word “interesting” in a short piece of writing; this post by Spencer Ackerman reminded me of how utterly empty a word “interesting” is:

A journalistic pet peeve: saying something is “interesting.” That tells a reader absolutely nothing. You owe it to your audience to explain why the Thing-Itself is interesting; what precisely is interesting; and if there’s a value judgment lurking behind the “interesting” designation, what that might be.

My strident support of this position yesterday left me feeling a little abashed when I wanted to describe something as interesting today. That’s why this post contains the words “a telling reminder on differing perspectives.” I’m not feeling a hundred per cent about that “telling reminder” there either.

</navel gazing>

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Feb 17

What was so exciting? Merely the elimination of all drudgery, except for the fundamental drudgery of figuring out what to say, from the business of writing.

James Fallows, “Living With a Computer,” The Atlantic, July 1982

The excitement of freeing oneself from a typewriter. It’s terrifying to think that there was a time when writers were crippled this way as a matter of course. I resent even those years of schooling when I was expected to write with a pen for some purpose other than making notes to myself.

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May 29

Attention: Academics.

Academics.

Hi. You guys are great. Real smart, and you’re probably doing fascinating work to explore new ideas in whatever field it is in which you’re academicizing. But I have one suggestion for you, and it’s about the word “normative.”

“Normative” is a great word. It’s really useful. Only — and I know you guys are sensitive about this, so don’t take it the wrong way — but, it’s really not as great or useful as you think it is. If you’re an academic and you want to use the word “normative,” really think very hard to see if you can find something that describes what you’re trying to say a bit better. Your ideas will come out clearer and, dare I say it, they will be easier to read.

This goes double for “problematize,” by the way.

Yours,

Jonathan.

P.S. Just a personal thing, but there’s another word you guys love, and you might want to consider skipping it altogether.

That word?

“Foucault.”

‘Night, guys. One.

Jun 20

When you can hear what a writer is trying to do, it’s like watching a dancer and seeing him counting his steps.

Thanks, Jay-Z (from his introduction to Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Songs of All Time” issue). I’ve been fumbling for this simple analogy for a while, because I wanted to apply it to Nabakov.

See, I’ve never read Lolita (or any other Nabakov) because I’m 26 and I’ve only been alive so long and I’ve read some things and not read others. But the bits of it I have read are written with such an easy, studied grace that its author makes the rest of us English speakers seem leaden and clumsy by comparison. In the opening paragraph of Lolita, the dancer doesn’t hide that he’s counting steps; he makes you forget that his dance has steps at all. 

Incidentally, Jay-Z’s first appearance in the Top 500 list is on “Crazy in Love” at about no. 113 and the highest placing one of his own songs achieves is something like no. 188, ”99 Problems.” There are a million reasons this is foolish, but Rolling Stone’s contention that Cee-lo’s bougie piece of shit “Crazy” (no. 100) is better than Hov’s entire career is one of them, and the fact that “99 Problems” doesn’t even belong in a list of Top 10 Jay-Z songs is another.

But Rolling Stone is clearly just a front organization for a political magazine anyway; does anyone really care about the Lady GaGa story promoted on the cover of the Stanley McChrystal issue? Clearly, this whole “music mag” thing is just a way to get the subjects of its news stories to drop their guard when reporters are around.


jonathanbogart:

Oh, fuck. I’m a failure and a charlatan.
(This is based on my Ke$ha essay, which what the fuck?)

I tried out a few things I&#8217;d written recently and got a few Lovecrafts. It reckoned my Stylus Decade essay was Dan Brown (oh the shame) and my bad start to a novel was Chuck Palahniuk (MOVIE DEAL PLEASE). 
Beverley Cleary apparently writes like Raymond Chandler, while Taylor Swift talks like Kurt Vonnegut (!).

jonathanbogart:

Oh, fuck. I’m a failure and a charlatan.

(This is based on my Ke$ha essay, which what the fuck?)

I tried out a few things I’d written recently and got a few Lovecrafts. It reckoned my Stylus Decade essay was Dan Brown (oh the shame) and my bad start to a novel was Chuck Palahniuk (MOVIE DEAL PLEASE). 

Beverley Cleary apparently writes like Raymond Chandler, while Taylor Swift talks like Kurt Vonnegut (!).

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Jul 13

But what reverberated most was a simile he had used before, one that linked the reality of segregation to the dream of black advancement. “In all things that are purely social we can be as separate as the fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress,” he said. He was rewarded with applause, hurrahs, and women’s handkerchiefs, and the speech soon passed into legend. Like any great orator, Washington made people cheer for themselves: white listeners could celebrate their own open-mindedness, and also black acquiescence to segregation; black listeners could celebrate the promise of “progress,” and also the not insignificant fact that throngs of white people were cheering a black man.

Ibid.

I’m sure you’ve heard a million times before from me about how great I think Kelefa Sanneh is, but I marvel at the way he can casually drop such brilliantly insightful comments as these into what reads as straight-up narrative. Sanneh also has a knack for elegantly-constructed, symmetrical, Austen-like phrasing; see, for instance, how much he packs into these two sentences, and how subtly and precisely he sketches his criticism:

Norrell concludes, rather too triumphantly, that creeping black disenfranchisement “did not defeat Booker Washington.” True enough, but the reverse is equally true, and somewhat more important.

I’d be lying if I said I’d never tried to do this in my own writing. (Theft is inspiration, and I’ve lost count of how often I’ve thieved this trick poorly.) We know about standing on the shoulders of giants but sometimes it’s tough just to clamber your way up their shirt sleeves.


Bill Oakley: "The Lost Jokes and Story Arcs of "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"

The grand album-length statement and the rhapsodic, convoluted song lived on in 2010 releases by the Arcade Fire, Titus Andronicus, Joanna Newsom, Erykah Badu, Ne-Yo and, dopey as some of his lyrics can be, Kanye West.

[But] concision … is the essence of pop: its discipline, its challenge, its genius. To tell a story or sum up an attitude in a handful of sung verses or a salvo of hip-hop rhymes, and to unite them with music that lodges those words in memory — and, at best, also summons the feeling behind them — is a songwriter’s job description. And it doesn’t have to mean sacrificing ambition. A brief time frame can hold a lot: all the chordal transformations of Tin Pan Alley or 1970s R&B, all the vocal fireworks of Aretha Franklin, all the rhythmic intensity of James Brown, all the electroacoustic metamorphoses of Radiohead, all the colliding samples of Public Enemy, all the internal rhymes, comedy and psychodrama of Eminem in his prime.

Yet musical or verbal complexity can easily add clutter rather than depth, not to mention idle pretension. That’s why popular music regularly goes through back-to-basics purges like punk (both the 1970s and 1990s editions), electro (with iterations in every decade since the 1970s) and for that matter rock ’n’ roll itself.

Minimalism can be a corrective and a clarification, a reminder of primal pleasures and impulses, a knowing rejuvenation. The New York Times critic Jon Caramanica sees that spirit in the approach of Best Coast and kindred stripped-down bands that are due for albums this year, a strategy he has labeled the New Simplicity. And it’s true that if that style doesn’t generate its own orthodoxy, it could turn out to be endearing. Someone just might write the new “Wild Thing” or the new “Hey Ya!”

Here I’ve edited Jon Pareles’s article from today’s New York Times so that it only contains the parts where he argues against his proposition that contemporary popular forms of music are simplistic and bad. You might notice I’ve made him a lot more convincing.

There’s this trick that writers have whereby an opposing argument can be dismissed merely by enunciating it. It’s the “to be sure” clause; when espousing a piece of ill-thought flim-flammery, if you describe the opposing point of view, you will be able to carrying on as if acknowledging those objections were tantamount to dismantling them.

(For example)

After months of careful observation, I have come to the realization that the sky is green. To be sure, if one heads outside and gazes upward, one will perceive a distinct azure tinge. It is absolutely correct that of all the shades of gray, blue, sunset orange, or midnight black that color the heavens, the times the sky looks anything approaching verdant are so minuscule as to be potentially non-existent. Even so, when it comes to the color of the sky, one must conclude that it is green.

Because the sky is green, I assume it is made of grass, and would be a prime location for beef farming. This is why we should endeavor to build machines permitting cows to defy gravity as swiftly as possible.

See! Proposition, counter argument, conclusion. Writing!

Pareles does the same in this article, which says what dads have been saying to teenagers since teenagers (or maybe dads) were invented: modern music is Not Serious Enough. However, after laying out in detail the reasons why his proposition is complete bunk, he ends up only supporting his argument with a feat of wordplay, not reasoning: “Too often, however, less is merely less.”

Careful with that axe, Jon!

(To give him the benefit of the doubt, Pareles also includes an introductory section about how he doesn’t like Taio Cruz or Best Coast. OK!)

The worst thing about the article, however, is that Pareles assumes that simplicity and dumbness are so intertwined that he does not even need to examine his conflation of the two. Even when he sees echoes of music he likes in contemporary pop the differences he perceives are telling. Songs about the club, he posits, are perhaps “the modern equivalent of those 1930s musicals that were set in glamorous cabarets while people were on bread lines, though the 21st-century story lines are far less heartwarming.”

The potential for the warming of hearts seems an awfully strange criteria to require from pop, though perhaps it springs from the same kind of nostalgia that Pareles enjoys in the tunes of Bruno Mars: “four-minute, four-chord economies of doo-wop, Motown and reggae songwriting, […] he plays the nicest of nice guys.”

Note: Simple music is great if it’s old and “nice.”

Hip-hop, though it comes in for praise (because Kanye West made a Very Important Album) is still subject to that strange old insistence that ”club boasts and drug-trade chronicles” are bad, but “complex thoughts on celebrity, stray political observations, personal confessions and … psychological complexity” are intrinsically good. This is like applying to a general audience the theory behind children’s television programming: it must be educational and morally proper, otherwise someone might start having fun.

The strangest part of the entire article, however? When Pareles zeroes in on surely the biggest offender against his desire for complex, subtle, “nice” music, his j’accuse never gets around to being anything but praise:

Kesha, the biggest breakthrough pop act of 2010 (abetted by Dr. Luke), has devoted herself to songs about partying: seduction and rejection, hooking up, getting drunk and getting wild. They’re trashy, selfish, catchy and often hilarious — smart pop storytelling in a circumscribed realm.



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