I don’t think I could have asked for better friends than Jonathan and Emily. Their swag is just on another level.
Guys, Martin should be called That Dog because he’s Totally Swagged Out. And Emily aka Ziggy Swagdust had better hope the swag police don’t roll through the south Puget Sound, because her swag level abuses legal swag limits in all fifty states and Guam.
douglasmartini asked: Solar-powered swag.
The kind of swag you don’t need to turn on, because it’s twenty-four hour swag. The kind of swag you need when you’re taking someone to the meatshop.
Jonathan, you would retweet that.
I’m trying to Raise Awareness of a problem afflicting a substantial proportion of our society. It was retweeting you or holding a telethon. And I’m not sure I’ve got sufficient Tote Bag Swag to pull off a telethon.
GPOYWhatever: A while back I went to Tacoma to visit Martin Douglas. This picture might be a bit controversial, because I don’t think this much of Martin’s crib has ever been seen on the Internets, but I don’t give a fuck; I’ll put that shit out there like what.
Also, I’m wearing his glasses. That’s right.
GPOYWhatever at the Races*
On Saturday, I went to watch horses with Erin, Ed, and some other people who don’t have Tumblrs for me to link to. You may recall that I don’t approve of horses much, but I do approve of getting swagged the fuck out, so it was basically a wash.
Naw, we had a good time and are planning on forming a syndicate so we can buy a horse and call it Mr. November.
Apparently The Fastest Horse In The World was running, and I made the genius bet of picking every single horse except for The Fastest Horse In The World. The fatal flaw with this plan was that The Fastest Horse In The World was faster than all the other horses.
Anyways, who wants to come to the Kentucky Derby with me?
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*My night at the opera is next month when OFWGKTA performs at the Sydney Opera House. Kit and I will be there.
Follow the brilliant career of Jonathan Bradley, noted iconoclast, libertine, and man of letters. When he's not blogging here, he blogs at The United States Studies Centre at the University of Sydney, Australia. Jonathan is the editor of American Review magazine's daily Blog Book section and a daily editor at the Singles Jukebox.
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