Erin: You know who should be in the Situation Room? The Situation.
On 2012: “I’m not really part of the Republican team anyway. I just think it’s hilarious how one side is trying to break down the other side, even if it means bringing down the country at the same time. I think Al Sharpton said it: “You’re trying to bring down the captain but you’re sinking the ship.” They’ll pick up any dirt they could just to get rid of Obama.”
On Occupy Wall St: “I think it’s amazing, I think it’s awesome. Even if it does nothing, Americans are finally stepping up and talking about whatever issues they have. It started off talking about corporate greed, but ya know what it is … it’s more of like a brotherhood, it’s more like going to Church. Even if you don’t believe in the stuff, it’s more about bringing people together and standing up for something. I think it’s cool, because I’m from New York City, so I’m gonna go check it out actually.”
Vinny from The Jersey Shore quoting Al Sharpton and Occupying Wall St.
Surprisingly coherent! I do enjoy this part, however:
Yeah, it’s a shame too, ‘cuz I don’t mind [Chris Christie] so much as a political figure, the things that he sides with. But for him to judge us based on what we do…
Things just ain’t right when people judge you for the things you do. That’s not cool!
(Is now a good time to repeat Erin’s call to send The Situation to the Situation Room? )
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