01. JoJo - Marvin’s Room (Can’t Do Better)
JoJo introduces us to her adulthood as bluntly as possible: with cursing, drug abuse, and explicit sexual references. This isn’t the thirteen year old who cavorted at the funfair with Bow Wow.
02. Tyler, the Creator - Yonkers
There’s a gaping black void at the center of Tyler, the Creator, a determined and incessant ugliness that infuses all he turns his mind to.
03. EMA - California
“L.A. is the loneliest and most brutal of American cities.”
04. Lady Gaga - Hair
That Gaga can admit on behalf of anyone “I just want to be free/I just want to be me/And I want lots of friends who invite me to their parties” is invigorating. That she might just be admitting it on behalf of everyone is extraordinary.
05. Frank Ocean - Strawberry Swing
The last blissful moments of slumber, with the dream fittingly ended by the buzz of an alarm clock.
06. Danny Brown - Lincoln Continental
Swag rap to its extreme, with every other line someone else’s recycled ad-lib. It works straight though; just picture Lil’ B on the remix.
07. Britney Spears - Till the World Ends
The wobbly synths and Britney’s not-quite unnoticeable tracing of Ke$ha’s guidelines mark time well enough, but they’re just there to delay, in almost tantric fashion, the arrival of the blissful chorus. After the hook’s first appearance, with the song two thirds finished, the tune catapults into untethered, freeform loveliness, a state of bliss teetering forever on the cusp of the apocalypse.
08. Bon Iver - Beth/Rest
The soft synth washes remind me of “Life in a Northern Town.” That song’s celebration is here drained, revealing the past tense of festivity: regret.
09. Treal Lee & Prince Rick ft. Waka Flocka Flame, Ace Hood, Slim Dunkin & Translee - Throwed Off (Remix)
Stiff-jawed hardbody rap; as the chorus goes, “Fuck everybody!” Flocka talks about ironing boards.
10. Soulja Boy - Speakers Going Hammer
Making Rick Ross jokes before Ross even knew he was a joke.
11. The Rej3ctz - Cat Daddy
The jerking that won’t die. Is “Spongebob Squarepants” still on Nick anyway?
12. Kanye West - Mama’s Boyfriend
If anyone thinks Kanye lacks a sense of humor, hear him faking a tantrum: “I ain’t going to bed no time soon, and when I do, I’m sleeping in my Mama’s room!”
13. Frank Ocean - Novocane
The intention is to mimic the melancholic state of a decaying relationship, but, really, it succeeds for a much simpler reason: the whirring, vaguely ’90s-style beat keeping time throughout the tune. It’s enough of a hook that Ocean has room to stretch out his songwriting nous and limited but creamy vocal.
14. Sunny Sweeney - Staying’s Worse than Leaving
There’s enough meaning left unmentioned in the first two lines (“Leaving’s hard… trust me, it’s really bad”) for the rest of the tune to just coast.
15. Toro y Moi - Still Sound
Dreamy funk, possessed with the refinement of trip-hop but none of the class dislocation.
16. Kanye West - All of the Lights
Detentes constructed at borders, working class doom, depression rap at stadium scale.
17. Lady Gaga - The Edge of Glory
It plays like a musical number, an encore. It charges once more into the pop breach after an hour of hair and bad kids and Judas-betrayed black Jesuses for one last turn in the spotlight.
18. Blake Shelton - Honey Bee
Shelton writes a spiritual sequel to Martina McBride’s “I Love You,” vibrant and optimistic in its country-pop joy. “Yeah, that came out a little country,” he says. Precisely.
19. Kanye West ft. Jay-Z, Rick Ross & Nicki Minaj - Monster
The song of a thousand Nicki Minaj voices, plus Jay-Z not getting enough LOOOOVE and Yeezy doing Napoleon Dynamite.
20. The-Dream - Fuck My Brains Out
The-Dream’s trick here is in making sex sound like a suicide.
21. Yelawolf - Daddy’s Lambo
Class warfare performed with eyes as big as Jolly Ranchers. “You must have white bread,” marvels Yela, who is by no means the rube he presents himself to be.
22. Brad Paisley - A Man Don’t Have to Die
Recession country done centrist style: Paisley welcomes the future, still doesn’t have a job. The title’s second half is “…to go to hell.”
23. Michelle Branch - Loud Music
Branch does her 2002 thing over palm-mute power chords like they never went away. The song’s quality is inversely proportional to that of the old tunes it namedrops.
24. Waka Flocka Flame - Grove Street Party
Dangerous like a street party should be; who are these people? Are they gonna share their drinks? We gon’ get fucked up?
25. Rihanna - S&M
It’s the assurance in her voice when she growls, “I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.” Rihanna sings the M in the voice of the S.
26. Lil’ Wayne - Dear Anne (Stan Pt. II)
Weezy over-shares. The best parts are the t.a.T.U. sample, courtesy of an oddly restrained Swizz Beatz, and the way the stage directions seep into the soliloquy: “I hope, hold up, baby — l-let me switch hands.”
27. Rick Ross ft. Lil’ Wayne - 9 Piece (Remix)
He’s selling dope off the iPhone. Not sure what else I can tell you.
28. Rittz - White Jesus
Rittz is a Yela who no longer dreams of alien catfish. Even when he’s cocky, the extinguished ambition is suffocating, and this isn’t the worst of it.
29. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Starlight
“Starlight” is not a comeback, but that’s no fault of the tune, a coolly luminescent number that insinuates itself into one’s good graces with its dreamy liquid quality alone. It has the same loose focus as falling asleep in the taxi cab on the way home from the club.
30. Simple Plan ft. Natasha Bedingfeld - Jet Lag
The spark behind the song’s enormous appeal is its bottle rocket guitar line, its stuttering “heart-heart” chorus, and, of course, the vocal interplay between Pierre Bouvier and a Natasha Bedingfield surprisingly suited to power chords.
31. Ke$ha - Blow
“Blow” succeeds thanks to its adolescent recognition of ennui as something to be celebrated: “Dirt and glitter cover the floor/We’re pretty and sick, we’re young and we’re bored.” Teenage angst has paid off well.
32. Taylor Swift - The Story of Us
She is a visual writer, and “See me nervously pulling at my clothes and trying to look busy” exemplifies her ability to escape her own head and capture the emotional tenor of a scene as if she were filming it rather than experiencing it.
33. Yasmin - On My Own
Hard to enjoy if you focus on the lyrics — she sounds like a child of upper middle class parents who believes she came from nothing because she had to go to public school — difficult not to if you concentrate on the rolling toms.
34. Wiz Khalifa - Roll Up
…this is a funny Mitt Romney joke.
35. Childish Gambino - Freaks and Geeks
Three-and-a-half-minutes of straight spitting, no hook, and culminating in the titular hashtag (“My clique should be cancelled…”) perfectly pitched to fans of Donald Glover’s day job acting in the pop-culture savvy NBC sitcom “Community.”
36. Fat Joe ft. Vado - Massacre on Madison
New York street-pomp. Somehow Joey Crack is still spitting hot singles a decade after he’d proved he’d never make a great album.
37. Allo Darlin’ - My Heart is a Drummer
Bravely twee, in the way all twee should be. The recognition is that emotions are complicated, not that the protagonist is uniquely incapable of dealing with emotion.
38. Ducktails - Art Vandelay
Flyscreen indie rock recorded as a diary entry illustrated with Instagram photography, and thus a memory formed in archival state.
39. Yelawolf ft. Trae - Shit I Seen
Alabama-native Yelawolf, whose Caucasian looks are more skate rat than good ol’ boy, has a musical approach less Hazzard County and more Yoknapatawpha.
40. Cut Copy - Need You Now
The ache here is the kind of gauzy emotional feint that would be derived from a Jim Kerr chorus if it were not allowed to crest, but was forced just to float.
41. The Joy Formidable - Whirring
Joy Formidable singer Ritzy Bryan does much of the heavy lifting on “Whirring”; her vocal lifts the sparkling riffs to even higher altitudes.
42. Wild Flag - Future Crimes
It never quite bursts into bloom the way a properly anthemic single should and it has that same feeling of mistaken briefness as Elvis Costello’s “Welcome to the Working Week,” but that element of reservation just encourages me to play it again.
43. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (TGIF)
Perry is our pink glitter golem into which we can pour our dumbest selves, an Übermensch of ill-advised behaviors, a dazed, grinning reminder that even when we are at our most unforgivably indulgent, we will regain sense and sobriety.
44. Beyoncé - 1 + 1
B dons Prince paisley for summer pop’s costume party, and she wears it well.