I think we should tax all bad things. Like racism. And women’s vaginas.

Parks and Recreation, Ep. 05.02: “Soda Tax”

We’re not taxing anyone’s genitals!

This was so good.

(Incidentally, Chrome’s spellcheck insists that “vaginas” isn’t a word. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.)

No, actually, it thinks it should be “vaginae.” Which is an obstreperousness I kind of admire.