Trackshittaz, “Woki Mit Deim Popo,” Traktorgängstapartyrap (2012)

Austria’s 2012 Eurovision entry is a fucking tune. That Europe didn’t see fit to allow it to progress through to the final is the biggest Euro-travesty since Kate Ryan’s “Je T’adore" failed to qualify in 2006. And the Ryan tune didn’t even translate to "wiggle your butt."