mizufae:

“This was taken at noon. We don’t even have daytime. Just sunset, 12 hours per day.”
My Hometown is Better Than Yours

The picture is nice, but you guys must click through for the amazing cutlines:

“Three mountain ranges, four lakes and a fucking Sound. That’s a geographical feature your hometown hasn’t even heard of.”

“Bellevue, our eastern suburb. Every single one of those buildings is a mall. People who have a Bellevue stamp in their passports aren’t allowed into Seattle.”

“See that green space at the bottom of the lake? Microsoft paid for that shit. Our city government is so efficient that billionaires provide all of our public goods.”

“Seattleites are so inherently well-informed that we decided we didn’t need more than one newspaper to tell us what’s going on in the world.”

“Seattle could teach you, but it would have to charge.”

mizufae:

“This was taken at noon. We don’t even have daytime. Just sunset, 12 hours per day.”

My Hometown is Better Than Yours

The picture is nice, but you guys must click through for the amazing cutlines:

  • “Three mountain ranges, four lakes and a fucking Sound. That’s a geographical feature your hometown hasn’t even heard of.”

  • “Bellevue, our eastern suburb. Every single one of those buildings is a mall. People who have a Bellevue stamp in their passports aren’t allowed into Seattle.”

  • “See that green space at the bottom of the lake? Microsoft paid for that shit. Our city government is so efficient that billionaires provide all of our public goods.”

  • “Seattleites are so inherently well-informed that we decided we didn’t need more than one newspaper to tell us what’s going on in the world.”

  • “Seattle could teach you, but it would have to charge.”