“This was taken at noon. We don’t even have daytime. Just sunset, 12 hours per day.”
The picture is nice, but you guys must click through for the amazing cutlines:

- “Three mountain ranges, four lakes and a fucking Sound. That’s a geographical feature your hometown hasn’t even heard of.”

- “Bellevue, our eastern suburb. Every single one of those buildings is a mall. People who have a Bellevue stamp in their passports aren’t allowed into Seattle.”

- “See that green space at the bottom of the lake? Microsoft paid for that shit. Our city government is so efficient that billionaires provide all of our public goods.”

- “Seattleites are so inherently well-informed that we decided we didn’t need more than one newspaper to tell us what’s going on in the world.”

- “Seattle could teach you, but it would have to charge.”