Top four little women in Little Women
- Amy: what an amazing and pretentious brat.
- Jo: bad bitch freal.
- Beth: aww, Beth is nice: an endearing version of Mary Bennett.
- Meg: Ugh you are boring please fuck off now.
You had chicken in Tally and it wasn’t Guthrie’s? Missing out.
Evidently I need to start informing the internets of my whereabouts before I leave these places instead of being told what I missed after I’ve left. In that spirit:
I will be going, over the next two weeks, to:
All advice welcome!
I have a very important announcement: As of right now, if every US state I have ever visited gave me its electoral college votes, I would win a presidential election*. (States in red are ones in which I have visited but not left the airport.)
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* Well, if I were a natural born US citizen over the age of 35.
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I wondered in Tallahassee[1] if I had yet properly reached the South. I was in the Florida panhandle, and the cosmopolitan Caribbean of Miami had long receded. The Floridian capital is one of tidy antebellum architecture and broad hanging Southern live oaks — photos of which fail to properly capture the way these vast trees droop over the avenues, as if the heat in the air were too much for them — and that other great American architectural triumph, and of the American South particularly — the strip mall.
Another part of town, literally on the other side of the railroad tracks, is less pretty: the strip malls here contain pawn shops and gun shops, and pawn-and-gun shops, and wig stores and auto repair shops and nail salons and car customising services. The product of the latter stands in one of the massive parking lots — the one filled with a continuous soundtrack of soul music emanating from one of the roadside car washes at its edge — a gleaming, salmon-pink sedan with matching oversized pink wheels elevating the car to well over twice its normal height above the ground. Next to this one is another automobile, less magnificent but equally pink. In a CD store selling bootleg copies of mixtapes by Boosie and Mouse and Webbie and Gucci Mane and other less well known Southern rappers, as well as classic albums from outside the South — Illmatic, Ready to Die, Reasonable Doubt, The Marshall Mathers LP — sits a silver haired man probably in his fifties, dressed tidily in clothes slightly too small for him. He strikes up conversation with me because, he says, he’s the only other white guy in the store. “I’m the manager,” he says, as if to explain his presence. He then clarifies that he hosts parties at clubs with one of the store’s proprietors. “When I first came around, they thought I was the bookie,” he continues. “Because I used to be a bookmaker.”
I’m in this part of town looking for a theatre; the official Tallahassee visitors’ website had advised that this evening would mark the first of three performances of A Raisin in the Sun, the story of a black family in 1950s Chicago who buy a house in an all-white neighbourhood. It was the first show written by an African American woman to play on Broadway. The theatre, when I found it, was in one of those Southside strip malls, in the concrete expanse of an empty store front. About thirty people attended. The performance was enjoyable, though its energy flagged from time to time — always a risk for plays as long as this one. I’m not sure if theatres are commonly found in strip malls in America, but either way, I don’t wish to suggest the production was an amateurish one; it was nothing of the sort. The stand out performance was probably that of Zakiya Jas, who played the long-suffering wife of the show’s hero-of-sorts, Walter Lee Younger, a man in his mid-thirties chafing at the limitations of his job as chauffeur for a rich white man. (Summer Hill Seven handled the lead role capably.)
Tallahassee was where I saw Confederate flags for the first time this visit — on the licence plate of a truck driven by a large and neatly-presented white woman — but I’d also seen Confederate flags in Charlottesville, Virginia[2]. I imagine folks might argue that the home of the University of Virginia has more in common culturally with the suburbs of Washington, DC, than the rest of Dixie. I saw a sign outside a chicken restaurant advertising the “best liver and gizzards in town,” but can a town really be properly representative of the South if it hosts two universities and a state government — and which are the three biggest employers in town? Tallahassee does feel like a college town in many ways. And Tallahassee is unusually Democratic politically for a Southern town (though it probably isn’t meaningful in this regard that even the local paper is called The Democrat).
Outside Tallahassee and further along the panhandle, however, things get undeniably Southern. The vegetation turns thick and lush, the ground swampy. Little in the way of anything lines the narrow highway, save for lone, low, modestly-constructed houses, the odd trailer, and dirt roads disappearing rapidly into the woods. In the distance, the occasional water tower announces the name of a passing town. Churches — small, cheaply but neatly constructed, invariably white and marked by tall, prominent crosses — are a regular occurrence. A handmade poster posted on a telegraph pole reads “IMPERIALIST SOCIALIST BENGHAZI COVER UP.” I guess the author considered it unnecessary to explain the context or object of her complaint.
I’ve seen plenty of country Australia, and this is nothing like country Australia. It’s much greener for a start. The heat is unfamiliar too: not more intense by any means, but perhaps damper? These are preliminary observations. And I’ve left out the parts that could be found anywhere in America: the chain “ale house” I at dinner at last night, for instance, that had hockey and basketball on the TVs that crowded into every possible point at which a person’s gaze might turn and a tantalising selection of craft beers behind the bar. Or the shopping mall that could have been anywhere if not for the quantity of Seminole and Gator merchandise on sale. Or how, now, between Panama City and Pensacola, along the Gulf Coast, Walmarts and hotels and half-constructed pre-fab townhomes are a more common occurrence than rundown shacks.
I have seen little of the South. I will see more.
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1. To be precise, while eating a chicken sandwich in a Chick-Fil-A there. I’m sad to report that chicken sold by bigots is delicious.
2. And in California, too.
Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch, “Sweet Nothing,” 18 Months (2012)
This song seems to be absolutely everywhere in America right now. (Also Drake. Sigh.) Yes, the sound of this US visit appears to be a dance tune by two Brits.
Erik Jensen, “Kevin Rudd’s Unrelenting Campaign to Regain Power,” The Monthly, May 2013
If you ever wanted to see the problem with the Australian Labor Party — and Australian politics in general — encapsulated in a single quote, here it is. For our parties, the voters’ will (for that is precisely what Newspoll measures) is an afterthought: one mere faction among many.
In his authorial voice, Jensen seems to agree with the politicians’ consensus:
On 27 February 2012, the party rejected Rudd 71–31. The message was emphatic: caucus loathed Rudd for what he had done and was doing to the party. But there were some in the press who still couldn’t let go of Rudd. As Peter Hartcher wrote: “Labor has overwhelmingly endorsed the candidate of the unions and the party machine over the candidate of the people.”
Hartcher’s point about Rudd’s popularity amongst the public is, in Jensen’s conception, a trivial media fixation: Hartcher can’t “let go.” And Jensen goes on to adopt the dismissal of public opinion as the “Newspoll faction”:
Gillard’s circle suspected Rudd of timing media opportunities to coincide with Newspoll’s fortnightly phone surveys. The polls were, after all, his only faction.
And continued public dissatisfaction with Julia Gillard, for Jensen, cannot be legitimate, but the product of press magnate string-pulling:
Although the press gallery wrote off Rudd for good in the wake of the uncontested challenge, and the country’s economic indicators could hardly be better, leadership speculation will be back on the agenda when Murdoch’s editors want it to be — that is, when their pollsters resume asking the question: who is your preferred choice for PM, Kevin Rudd or Julia Gillard?
Indeed, for Jensen, public approval of Rudd has not only been meaningless; it has illegitimate:
When Rudd seized the leadership from Kim Beazley in December 2006, already the public liked him a lot more than his party did. (Back in Queensland, as premier Wayne Goss’s right-hand man, his nickname had been Dr Death.) Voters bought his faux folksiness.
“Bought”? It’s impossible, apparently, that voters like him. They had to have been duped.
I’m not writing this to defend Rudd — though my thoughts on him are here, if you want to know where I’m coming from. And certainly I would not like to suggest there isn’t a problem with the ceaseless scrutiny of new polling figures as a dynamic force in Australian politics — and the responsibility the media bears for the problem. But Gillard’s unpopularity isn’t the invention of meddlesome survey-takers, and nor is the public per se wrong to come to a different conclusion about Rudd from that of the people who work with him.
For a long time I thought that it didn’t matter if the people around Rudd in Canberra didn’t like working with him — as a voter, it’s not my job to care if staffers and MPs feel nice about any one politician. But I have become persuaded that part of the job of being prime minister is to manage your relationships effectively so that you do the job effectively. Rudd clearly failed on that count. But the idea that, in politics, public will is a mere afterthought, something to be managed while one undertakes the real game of aligning factional power to one’s best interest, is the underpinning of the deep malaise in both parties in Australian politics now.
Ten things about America. Only ten things because I could go on all day and want to go out and look around San Francisco.
…I finished reading Great Expectations. (It was the first time I’d read Charles Dickens.)
What this book seems to be about: An Australian who turns himself around after a life of crime, makes loads of legal money, sends it all to some English kid, and then when he decides to go see how the boy is doing, gets killed by the British government. Which then keeps the rest of his money for itself.